Faculty Football Player Get Out of His Closet

Bangkok – September 5^th, 2012,Football player from faculty of humanity reveal himself that he is homosexual after he try to have sex with another player in football competition at Srinakarinwirot University.

                The situation takes place on the faculty of humanity tradition football competition at Srinakarinwirot Football Park. During the half-time break of competition between English major team and Philosophy major team. Mr. Muson, player from English major team tries to assault Mr. A from Philosophy major team. Mr. Muson gestures like he has a sexual intercourse with Mr. A and that makes him upsets then try to punch Mr. Muson.

                This situation makes the chaos in Football Park because Philosophy team also upset about Mr. Muson’s gesture. So, the referee postpones this match to the next day and all the matches after this was cancelled.

                After the crowds separate both of them, Mr. Muson announce that he is gay and he doesn’t want to hide it anymore. This announcement makes shocking feedback from the crowds and Mr. Muson fanclub.

                Mr. A said that it is ok that his friend is gay, but it is unacceptable that he assaults him. “I don’t think being gay is wrong, but maybe he might express it in another way.”

                “I like him as the way he is, no matter if he is gay or not” said miss B, Mr. Muson’s fanclub. Many of his fanclub said in the same way, they like him because of his personality and habit.

                In other hands, some of his fanclub disappoint with this announcement. They said that he mistrust them, they don’t want to consider gay as their idol.

Alien Abduction

Yesterday police was reported by Sukkamol Wuttisilp a businessman who said that he was abducted by the alien.

From his statement while he was watching TV in his house, there was a very bright light coming from the window. Then he walked to the window and saw a creature outside. Suddenly that creature broke his window and came into his room. Then he got fainted.

                After that he felt like he was in a strange place he doesn’t know. He said that, “I woke up, I could see, hear or feel everything but I couldn’t move or speak.  I wanted to scream and run, but the sound didn't come out and my body couldn't move.” He saw many creatures surrounding his body and they do a weird activity, he didn't know what happened in between this time and then he fell asleep.

            In the next day he found himself in a park near Asok area then he went to the police station to report his close encounter of the third kind.

From the police information, there were 6 cases like this happening in this month. And police said that they will find the truth about this kind of case as soon as possible. Policeman suspects that some cases are fake reports.

New virus founded in north Thailand

New virus founded in north Thailand

By NAT MUANGMAN

Staff report

       Yesterday the mister of health Thailand announces that they discover a new species of virus which can make a person who infected keep laughing all the time.

     “We discover a weird virus and we named it virus LOL-2012, the effect of the virus is its will make people who affected laugh all the time until they exhaust and in some case the affected died because of nonstop laughing for 3 days.” Said Dr.Fa Sirirattanachaikul, chief of WHO(World Health Organization).

    “LOL-2012, the effect of the virus is its will make people who affected laugh all the time” said Dr.Fa

      From the research scientist found that after you infected it take about 7-10 days to the first symptom. At first you will feels like a normal flu, but after the virus spread which take about 3 days after the first symptom. Then you will laugh harder and harder until you get exhaust.

      After that in about 3 days the symptom will get better until the virus (or the patient) died and    you can   stop laugh   that’s   mean   you  are

Rooftop Horror

Gami, The pervert

Pervert guy kidnap the girl and climb faculty building to express his love.

“I just want to show how much I love her”

                Bangkok – September 5^th, 2012, well-known university’s security guard try to help the girl who had been kidnap from classroom.

                The situation takes place at Humanity building of Srinakarinwirot university, Gami Gorillo, senior year student kidnaps his friend from classroom and he take her to the rooftop of the faculty building.

                Security guard of humanity faculty, said as witness that Gami screams like a crazy pervert repeatedly “I love you, why you try to runaway from me”. That makes the girl afraid and cries.

                After 3 hours of convincing, Gami still hold the girl in his arm and scream horribly “I will not let her go, I just want to show how much I love her, why you all try to interrupt our love”. So, security guard calls the police to stop this situation.

                Police send the sniper and shot Gami at the head to dead, and help the girl. “We did it to save the girl, he’s dangerous” said the sniper.

                The girl tell the police that Gami is falling in love with her but she doesn’t like him, so he try to attract her in many ways such as stalking. He said in the classroom again that he loves her, and she refuse. So, Gami screams angrily and catches her.

University Guy Killed by Film

            The man from famous university in Bangkok was shocked to dead after watching the movie in theater. Yesterday (5^th September 2012), Pathumwan’s police office was reported that it has a man died in the theater at the midtown popular department store. In the theater, police officer found the body of Mr. Pornshit Saplitthat at the A row seat, with popcorn box on his head and some popcorns still in his mouth. From his friends who’s watching the movie with him testimony, said that they had appoint to watch the movie “TED” together at 3 o’clock afternoon. After watching about 30 minutes of the movie, Mr. Pornshit had some problem with his chest, he grabbed his hand on his chest. “I don’t know what to do, so I put the popcorn box on his head to make him relaxes” said Mr. Saperm, his friend. His friends called police and hospital after Mr. Pornshit was being unconscious, but he already died.

            Mr. Pornshit’s girlfriend said to the police that Mr. Pornshit was expect that “TED” will be the cutest movie, he love every cute thing and hate every dirty movie. During the movie, he was disappoint about it and said “oh gee, that was horrible” repeatedly. His chest pain starts while the scene that TED, main character which is a teddy bear, have sex with the cashier girl.

            The doctor from police hospital said that he die because of heart-attacked, maybe cause by his great disappointment.

            Ted is the romantic-comedy film that has been rated 18+. The movie is about the boy wishes to has a best friend, so the god gives him the alive teddy bear named Ted. Ted is growing with the boy and learns the dirty thing likes a human. That makes this movie different from others, it removes all the stereotype of teddy bear.

University Burn Cause of Homework

Two university students set fire the university, no one hurt but university lost about five million baths in the reason of lot of homework.

Yesterday 4pm, police got a report from a citizen that there was a fire in the well-known university in asoke area. Then the fire fighter came and control of the situation. It took about three hour for firefighter to take controlled of fire.

Luckily no one hurt because of the fire alarm work well, but half of the building was burnt down especially in the area of teacher rooms.

From the witness said that after the fire alarm rang, they run out from the building and they saw a smoke form a teacher room area then the fire start to get spread.

From the police investigation, they found no clue about the fire. An hour later, two university students came to the police station and confessed about the fire. And they said that they do it because of the university give them too much homework and too much test at the same time.